The NFL Draft is fast approaching. This day for some is a boring 3 day roll call that they could careless about because they are the same idiots that think that they could play quarterback as well as the 5th stringer in preseason, the same asshole that gets shitfaced before he even enters the stadium, the same turdburger that leaves is glass beer bottles under your tires in the parking lot. The point these people aren’t football fans they are fans of public dickdom.
Real football fans watch the Draft with baited breath. They don’t click on ESPN on monday to see who went first. Real fans sit and watch the Draft. The first round is a must, the second is pretty much more important than a Reds vs Rays game in July. The third and on is a bit much but if you are already at home and working on something else why not keep it on as background noise.
So with the Draft being 32 picks unless its one of those years the Patriots cheated you are going to have a solid 3-5 hours of watching deepening on trades and just exactly how early you tune into the pre-draft show.
Sorry significant others of the person listed above. Hopefully you have two televisions but the Draft is no reason to go lock yourself away from your boyfriend or girlfriend.
The Draft can be as fun as the Super Bowl if you do it right.
The Supper Bowl is fun for none football fans because of betting, food, and tv ads. Sorry but no one is throwing 10 mil at a draft ad well expect maybe Nike and UA. So, the ads are out so that means replace them with drinking games!
The Draft is a long ass event so you better pace yourself. This means small plates, finger foods, and multiple beverages (adult or not).
So, what to make for the draft?
I am not a huge fan of sitting around and getting fat. I do like to eat. I eat a lot but all the processed frozen shit from Wal-Mart or Costco will not be making my list. We will not be making mass amounts of the bad food I am about to list. We will be making large amounts of the healthier stuff that if made right kicks the frozen shit in the ass.
The LIST
Guacamole
Potato Skins (only like 1 per person)
Poppers (once again like 1 or 2 person)
Earl Gray Tea unsweetened or diabetic comma sweet (only two options when talking tea sweetness in my mind)
Fruit Water
Elixir
Your Favorite Adult Beverages Dealers Choice
Something Spicy and cheesy I am thinking enchiladas
Note for you lazy people Domino’s has 2 large 2 topping pizza carry out for $5.99 through the draft. Might I suggest roasted red pepper and spinach and ham and black olives